(Source: buriedwings)



sterility:

hotel sex2014

sterility:

hotel sex
2014




poopnfarts:

decadesdisappearlikesinkingships:

decadesdisappearlikesinkingships:

nerdsandgamersftw:

epistemologicalfallacy:

catladyinwaiting:

actual german compound nouns:
Staubsauger (vaccuum cleaner, literally “DUST SUCKER”)
Vorhang (curtain, literally “HANGS IN FRONT”)
Wasserkocher (kettle, literally “WATER BOILER”)

this is why german is the best

roll of inches

Schreibtisch (desk, literally “WRITING TABLE”)

Kreislauf (metabolism, literally “CIRCLE RUN”)

Diabetes is “Zuckerkrank” which is SUGAR SICK I can’t

(Source: iraffiruse)



gordonramsaysbutt:

April fools prank: replace all of the sugar in your house with cocaine



(Source: animated-disney-gifs)




+ i watch for the plot



(Source: stonerboozerdiabetic)




(Source: bowie-sexual-frustration)





ghosthorse-and-stillborn:

Dang we cool @katlynheyitsarnold @debon203

ghosthorse-and-stillborn:

Dang we cool @katlynheyitsarnold @debon203